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CHALLENGE #1: Go to http://archive.org
and watch a silent film called The
Dog Factory. If this is not possible, then seek
and discover another silent short. Create a soundtrack
on keyboards that best fits the story of the film.

Still
from The Dog Factory (1904)
SEAN
HURLEY: After reading the official first email and
watching my assignment, the 1904 Thomas Edison film,
“The Dog Factory”, which I was to charged
with scoring, I went to the attic to fetch my old, awful,
time destructed Roland S-50 keyboard. I don’t
know when it came out, but I think in the early 90’s.
The electronics have been degrading every “synth”.
Haha..ug…no more puns. But I’m always hopeful!
I’m the sort of person who imagines that broken
cups mend themselves in the night. So I set the old
S-50 up and loaded up the piano floppy. Not good. But,
some of the keys worked and the volume variability problem
seemed in remission. Maybe I would have a few minutes
of playability!
I
more formally set the S-50 up right in front of my monitor
so I could “do a really good job”. I
was immediately faced with a long period of static,
crackling, and a great loss of keys. Pressing them down
yielded haywire plonks. I went quickly to Ebay and began
looking through the keyboards for sale.
After
much Ebaying and web research on keyboards, etc, I decided
to head in the direction of Korg. Triton Le’s
are going for 699 and everyone seems to like them. I
should note here – I’ve been wanting a new
keyboard for a long time and I do have some other uses
for it: this all to say that I was feeling guilty. I
hardly ever buy anything and when I do, my body temperature
climaxes at well over 200 degrees Kelvin.
I
went to Daddy’s
Junky Music to check out their stuff.
Then
Ted Herbert’s Music Mart. (anyone know the link?)
Then
Guitar Center.
The
best keyboard display, by the way, can be found at Guitar
Center in Nashua. A lot of boards to play, easily accessible,
with nice help. At Ted Hebert’s I stumbled across
the Yamaha YPG625 – and may I say here: Dear World:
Please stop naming things with letters and numbers.
Please start naming all products after the fashion of
the car and drug industry. It’s very hard to remember
these letter and number combinations. Why not just call
it the “Yamaha McBeal”. Very easy to remember.
Thank you.” The “McBeal”, as I will
now call it, is a full 88 key standalone piano/synth.
The keys felt really nice, almost too heavy, but I like
that. I messed with it for a while and remembered how
much I loved playing piano when I was a kid. We never
had a piano but I knew where there were 3 or 4 I could
play. One was at the local swimming club. I went to
the club pretty much to play the piano. I don’t
think my playing has improved much – but I realize
now that not playing well is fine. Back then I felt
a little ashamed and wished I could play the most complicated
piece and be handed chocolates when I was finished.
With this in mind, I began thinking about my son, Sam.
I thought he’d probably dig a piano-like object,
rather than an ice-cube tray Korg X50 (or, as I call
it “The Bugaboo”).
So I got the McBeal. Set it up. Watched Dog Factory
again (or as those in charge of naming might call it,
“Film HGY011”) and started tapping out some
possibilities.
Musically, as might be expected, I started out thinking
“jingley jangley cantina piano”. Just really
right up the middle to go along with how I remembered
really old silent movie soundtracks. I quickly gathered
that I no talent for imitating the old style soundtrack.
Next
idea: I would follow the narrative and gesture musically.
A new character entering would be accompanied by a certain
sound, the dog turning into sausage would be accompanied
by a certain sound…Reference music.
I learned for the second time, that my skill level does
not accommodate such accompaniment. At this point, I
realized that I really didn’t like The Dog Factory.
It’s old and that gives it perfect historic validity
– but it’s not an enjoyable film. It’s
an accessory to the concept of cinema itself. Sort of
a “Look what we can do” kind of movie. So
then I thought I’d back up and pretend that the
film itself was dead. It had died. And now I had to
write some dirge. What I came up with, to me, sounds
like Philip Glass meets Kenny G. I will not complain
about it. It is fine. I still have technical problems.
I could not, for example, figure out how to directly
download my song from the keyboard to the PC and I could
not figure out how to separate the tracks. So all I
submitted was the Rough Mix. At any rate – I had
a very nice time making the song…
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